Description
Description
Adult Skating—Defined.
If you've ever shown up at 6 AM to be yelled at by a teenager, attempted jumps your knees warned you about, or found that skating is the only thing keeping you from losing it completely (ironically, while losing it completely)—this sticker is for you.
Sticker Details
- Size: 4" tall x 3" wide
- Finish: Holographic vinyl w/cracked ice holo overlay
- Material: Kiss-cut vinyl
- Durability: Water-resistant & weather-resistant
- Perfect For: Water bottles, laptops, skate bags, notebooks, phone cases
A Dangerous Blend of Ambition, Tape, and Self-Delusion
This eye-catching holographic sticker features a hilarious dictionary-style definition of "adult skating" with five brutally honest entries that every adult skater will recognize. The iridescent finish shifts between pink, purple, blue, and green tones as it catches the light—just like your bruises! See also: "bruised but unbothered."
Bundle & Save
✨ 3+ stickers → 20% off
🌈 5+ stickers → 28% off
💎 10+ stickers → 36% off
Mix and match any designs—your discount unlocks automatically at checkout!
skater-tested quality
small-batch made
worldwide shipping

