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Nobody Asked Edge Control Rant Sticker

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We know. You didn’t ask. But we’re going to tell you anyway.

This pastel-powered sticker is perfect for skaters who take their edge control very seriously - and don’t need permission to launch into a full-blown spiral of analysis. Featuring bold, chaotic lettering and all the rinkside extras (clipboard, swirl lines, dramatic skater poses), this design is made for water bottles, journals, or the nearest surface where unsolicited rants might begin.

🌀 Pastel purple, pink, and ice blue on a clean white die-cut
📋 Includes figures, sparkles, diagrams, and strong opinions
💬 Big “that one adult skater at freestyle” energy
📏 Approx. 3.5" - just the right size for making a statement

Stick it, skate it, rant about it. You’ve earned it.

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Turner C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
So cute and fun
Good size. Could fit on a phone case or water bottle. Smooth finish, no texture. Has a white background so will standout on a black colored item. Mine has been on my water bottle for almost two weeks with no peeling/loosening. Would definitely buy again
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Adults Skate Too
2 weeks ago
We're so happy you love the Knife Shoes Cat vinyl stickers! It sounds like it's the perfect size for all your favorite items and we're thrilled it's holding up so well on your water bottle. Thanks for sharing your experience - it really helps other customers know what to expect! 💙
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Courtney N.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Love this Sticker
I love this sticker- it's going on my water bottle. I am the Happiest Okayest Skater.
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Adults Skate Too
2 weeks ago
Courtney, we absolutely love your enthusiasm! The "Happiest Okayest Skater" - that's perfect and totally captures the spirit of this sticker! We're so happy it found the perfect home on your water bottle. Thanks for the amazing 5-star review and for being such a wonderful part of our skating community! 💙⛸️
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Courtney N.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Sparkly Stickers for Sparkly Skaters
Love these! They're going into goodie bags for the 2025 Adult National competitors in our club. They, much like these stickers, are gonna shine!
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Adults Skate Too
2 weeks ago
Thanks so much for the amazing 5-star review, Courtney! We're absolutely thrilled that you chose the Blades Glitter Stickers for your 2025 Adult National competitors' goodie bags - what a perfect way to celebrate those sparkly skaters! They're going to love these stickers and we know they'll shine both on and off the ice. Thanks for being such a wonderful part of our skating community! 💙⛸️
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Chloe S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
World’s Okayest Skater
Omg I love this sticker and it is proudly displayed on my work computer!
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Chloe
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
5 Stars
Great advertisement! Love the saying!
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How does the sizing run? Should I size up or down?

Most products run true to size unless noted otherwise. For a looser fit, we suggest sizing up. Check the size chart on this page for specific measurements.

What is the fabric and feel of this item?

We choose soft, breathable materials perfect for layering under jackets or wearing rink-side. You’ll love how lightweight and cozy it feels.

Can I exchange it if it doesn’t fit?

Absolutely! We offer exchanges within 14 days. Just visit our Refund & Exchange Policy page for steps.

How do I wash and care for this item?

We recommend washing on cold, inside out, and tumble drying low or hanging dry to keep your gear looking great.

Is this item limited edition or restocked regularly?

Some styles are limited edition and may not be restocked. If you love it, grab it before it’s gone!