Too Cute to Haunt Hoodie
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- $64.99
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Soft AF Fabric
Skater-Tested Fit
AST-Exclusive Design
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The official uniform for sleepy skaters everywhere.
This pastel bat gets it. Cozy up in this Halloween-season hoodie featuring a sleepy little skater in a hoodie and witch hat, clinging to her skates like emotional support plushies. It's soft, cute, and full of relatable chaos for tired adult skaters who are still showing up (barely).
🦇 Exclusive sleepy bat design with skates, sparkles & pastel Y2K flair
💜 Printed on a unisex hoodie with cozy fleece inside
✨ Dreamy bubble-lettered text: Too Cute to Haunt, Too Tired to Fall
☁️ Soft enough to nap in, stylish enough to haunt the rink in
💬 For fans of toe picks, PSLs, and quiet quitting warm-ups
The only drama you’ll find here is under-eye bags and a late-night Zamboni. Wear it to practice or straight to the couch.
I love this shirt. Even after years of washing it still looks amazing! I love that even though I’m an adult now I can still rep my sport 💜 - Jamie D.