Description
✔️ Because adulthood is fake, but your axel attempts are real.
You’ve paid your dues - in rink fees, chiropractor bills, and emotional damage. Now it’s time to claim your official status. This crisp black-and-blue badge lets the world know you’re a card-carrying, toe-pick-wielding adult figure skater… with a questionable sleep schedule and a verified obsession.
Perfect for skate bags, laptops, or any surface that deserves a little sarcasm and a lot of legitimacy.
💻 Die-cut vinyl with clean sticker-border drip
🧊 Classic “verified” checkmark badge energy
🛼 Ideal for rink rebels, comeback skaters & late-blooming legends
🎖️ Officially unofficial since forever