Description
The irony? It’s intentional.
This sticker is for the skaters who are constantly falling, flailing, and somehow still showing up with ✨delusional confidence✨. Featuring dry, minimal text in a neutral palette, it’s giving “yes I skate, no I don’t have core strength.”
⚠️ Bold Helvetica-style sarcasm
💦 Waterproof vinyl, perfect for chaotic hydration bottles
📏 Approx. 3" wide
🧊 For the skater who lands on vibes, not edges