No Balance - Unathletic Holo Stickers

5.0

Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars

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No Balance, Unathletic—But We Skate Anyway

This hilariously honest holographic sticker celebrates the adult skaters who came to the sport without natural balance or athletic ability—and skate anyway! "No Balance - Unathletic" is a badge of honor for skaters who prove that determination beats natural talent every time.

Sticker Details

Size: Approximately 2" tall
Finish: Holographic vinyl with eye-catching shimmer
Material: Kiss-cut vinyl
Durability: Waterproof & weather-resistant
Perfect For: Water bottles, laptops, skate bags, notebooks, phone cases

For Determined Skaters

You might not have natural balance, you might not be naturally athletic, but you're out there skating anyway—and that's what matters! This sticker is for adult skaters who work twice as hard because they didn't start with natural advantages. Your determination is your superpower.

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5.0

Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars

Based on 16 reviews

Total 5 star reviews: 16 Total 4 star reviews: 0 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0

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Chloe
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Bend Your Knees Club Holographic Stickers
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
5 Stars
Might be my favorite! I love this
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Chloe
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Adult Skating Vinyl Sticker
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
5 Stars
So love all the gear
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Turner C.
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Knife Shoes Cat Vinyl Sticker
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
So cute and fun
Good size. Could fit on a phone case or water bottle. Smooth finish, no texture. Has a white background so will standout on a black colored item. Mine has been on my water bottle for almost two weeks with no peeling/loosening. Would definitely buy again
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Adults Skate Too
4 months ago
We're so happy you love the Knife Shoes Cat vinyl stickers! It sounds like it's the perfect size for all your favorite items and we're thrilled it's holding up so well on your water bottle. Thanks for sharing your experience - it really helps other customers know what to expect! 💙
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Courtney N.
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World's Okayest Skater Transfer Sticker
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Love this Sticker
I love this sticker- it's going on my water bottle. I am the Happiest Okayest Skater.
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Adults Skate Too
4 months ago
Courtney, we absolutely love your enthusiasm! The "Happiest Okayest Skater" - that's perfect and totally captures the spirit of this sticker! We're so happy it found the perfect home on your water bottle. Thanks for the amazing 5-star review and for being such a wonderful part of our skating community! 💙⛸️
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Courtney N.
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Blades Glitter Sticker
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Sparkly Stickers for Sparkly Skaters
Love these! They're going into goodie bags for the 2025 Adult National competitors in our club. They, much like these stickers, are gonna shine!
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Adults Skate Too
4 months ago
Thanks so much for the amazing 5-star review, Courtney! We're absolutely thrilled that you chose the Blades Glitter Stickers for your 2025 Adult National competitors' goodie bags - what a perfect way to celebrate those sparkly skaters! They're going to love these stickers and we know they'll shine both on and off the ice. Thanks for being such a wonderful part of our skating community! 💙⛸️